- dress up as cristiano ronaldo as much as possible
- wear a wedding gown
- get di stefano to ordain the marriage
how can I marry Gareth Bale? it needs to happen x
I came here with high expectation of what everyone called the best game in the world, boooooooo! I don’t like clasicos, it is awful, people can be very mean, calling me all kind of names that I don’t get!!!!!! Xavi’s eye brow scares me!!!!! ;_______; Messi is even shorter than I imagined!!!! I was shocked that Pique was not bleeding!!!!!!!! Then I saw a guy once upon I saw in north London derby called Song Oh my god!! who knew he plays for Barcelona? wow the things you learn in a clasico!!!!
Everyone said I was a failure, but I’m trying I really am, am so depressed. On top of that I had to listen all ride home from Barcelona, how music career boy scored. xPP I tried to console Crissy about his penalty, but he wouldn’t even listen to me, what did I do? I even checked on him during game to see he was doing allright, but I own you a penalty Crissy. I’m going to get it for you next time, no worries!
PS: I don’t get referees in this league, they are weird, mmmhm OKAY! The ball hit my ears, referee thought it was a hand ball. Referees are confusing me here, a shove is not a penalty, an ear is a hand, what is this. On top of adapting to a new team, I HAVE TO ADAPT TO A NEW SET OF RULES IN FOOTBALL, THIS IS HARD OKAY.
"It’s all very simple actually. In my opinion, Cristiano Ronaldo is the best player in the world right now."
LOL Ronaldo Troll Face
Today’s AUDI-event: "Cristiano Edition"
- Cristiano can’t stop cracking up about the difficulties Karim Benzema has with the car he is driving.
- Cristiano complaining that he is the last one to receive his car.
- Cristiano watching the horserace, jumping around and laughing like a little boy.
Oh, Cristiano you’re truly like a little child sometimes. Love you so much, amor :’) ♥